You know why women get paid less and should continue to be paid less?

Eve.

That's why.

Woman ruined everything. We had a huge,peaceful, glorious garden. Everybody was naked all the time and fine with it.Then Eve had to go and get tempted, fall for it and ruin everything.And that's my society is tilted the way it is, because it should be.
Why should a chick get paid the same as me? She ate the fruit. She fell for the snake's bullshit. How do you fall for that! "Oh, you seem to have everything, but not quite. Check out those apples over there, you should go try one. Fuck what God said."
Apples aren't even that good, and I'm sure there weren't any other apple trees in the garden? I'm sure. Right...

But yeah! Typical woman, not satisfied with what she already has. Always needs more.
"Oh there's an apple I can't have. Suddenly I want it so badly even though there's plenty more to eat and enjoy in this garden!"
And this bullshit continues even today.
"Oh why stay at home and cook and clean, raise and spend time with my children and pursue hobbies and interests throughout all of my down time during the day when I could work in an office full time and accuse men of sexual harassment in hopes of getting them fired."

Of course The Garden of Eden is just a myth from the Bible. However I have no doubt that it's a metaphor for actual events.
Maybe, way back when, when people were becoming people, the men would go out hunting and the women would take care of the children and gather up various snacks and treats. But the women weren't satisfied.
They got bored. So what do they do? They made the men pursue other things.
Thus nagging was born...
"Honey, don't go hunting, build me a shelter instead and when you're done that, start farming I'm sick of wandering around looking for food and shit. And after that, go to war with other people I don't want anyone else to be better off than we are."
Sounds like it makes sense...
So:
The temptation of Eve parallels women coming up with the idea to ask for more, that they didn't need.
Then, having Adam bite the apple also lines up with the nagging him to accommodate her demands.
Finally, the apple being eaten creating an awareness of nakedness, good, evil... etc is women demanding more: homes, clothes, jewelry, and eventually war to keep other women from having better homes, clothes or jewelry.

Women should have been happy with what they had.
Being asked to take care of a home, and raise and produce children.
Does it take ALL day to keep up with chores around the house? Honestly, if you're home every day doing chores there can't be that much to do, how dirty could it get?
Shit, if I could stay home all day, while my wife earns a living, that'd be the shit.
I'd keep up with my chores, be able to hang out with my kids all the time. We could play video games, watch movies and take naps all afternoon. Then my wife would come home, too exhausted to spend any time with me or treat me like a person and she would just want me for sex. That'd be great!
Why did women give that up?
How were you dissatisfied with this lifestyle?
Shit, if anything, because women are ultimately responsible for the loss of Paradise, they should be the ones who have to work and support the family.
You owe it to us... the first woman/women fucked everything up.

The only thing men ever did wrong was try to please you.