Saturday, July 18, 2009

Harry Twatter and the full blood prick

Really... fucking really?
So, my coworker and I mentioned an intent see the new Harry Potter movie during work the other day.
And... well, a passing coworker overheard and shot down our Harry Potter dreams by asking us not to talk about it, because it's against her religion.
Now, I didn't defend my case... because, I would have gotten fired because I couldn't just tell her she was wrong, I'd have to insult her intelligence, faith... etc... and work just isn't the place to do that.

But really... really... really? Are you fucking kidding me.
A.) Your religion has nothing to do with us, so let us fucking talk about it.
B.) It's not actually your opinion, because I know had I argued with you... you would have had no argument or any good points to make.
C.) It's not against your religion, and your faith is filled with assholes.

Are people seriously still making these arguments?
I thought the 7th book of the series would have put all the haters in their place.
Since the series ends stressing sacrifice, friendship, love... things I've noticed Christianity generally encourages.
But no, solely focused on magic... god forbid we try to nurture any kind of imagination in our children, Tv and internet do more than enough for them right?
No. I'm wrong, obviously, kids see this magic, and relize they'll never believe in god, will pursue their own magical talents and magical school... and so on.
Frankly I think you're all a bunch of fucking tards (A statement that probably would have been completely unacceptable in the workplace.)

I guess you'll just read the bible to your kid and tell them how the human race spawned from 2 humans, who then spread into ever greater numbers by inbreeding the shit out of one another for a few generations.
Much better fiction for kids right...

Anyway, Harry Potter isn't opposed to Christianity.
If you think this it's because you're stupid. You're brain washed by your beliefs.
And when you're brain washed you don't get a real opinion.

Oh and one final note.
I'm constantly noticing dumb asshole hypocrites who argue for religious concerns, but then conveniently... go against their religious ideals in some other way.
For example, my coworker stresses that Harry Potter is against her religion. But she has a kid and she's never been married. Doesn't your religious say anything about pre-marital sex... I went to catholic school about 12 years, I think I remember something about that.
And then there's every dumb broad I know who insists that Abortion is murder life is sacred, but I've caught a few of them using either birth control or the morning-after pill... so you get two strikes for pre-marital sex and finding alternative forms of destruction of life...
Cunts.

Opinions.

I haven't said much lately.
But that's because nothing has made me mad enough... I've been spending my angry time just antagonizing people on facebook.
People love to argue when I insult what they like, as if my opinion has any real value to anyone other than myself.
As if, because I think a: show, movie, band, sports team... sucks, or they suck for liking it they are legitimately losing value.
Fuckin dipshits.

It's funny, as someone who blogs and shares their opinion... I don't give a shit about ANYBODY else's opinion. I think, there are maybe 5 or 6 people I listen to, and that's only concerning select topics among them.
Anyway... so say I mention I like something and someone puts it down, that's the end of the conversation.
Am I going to argue?
No, there's no point... I like it, they don't... it's something we don't have in common end of conversation.
For example.
I still like the comedian Dane Cook. A lot of other people don't like him anymore... because he was popular. (So fuck people who suggest I rip things cause they're popular... I rip things cause I hate em, and it just so happens I hate a lot of shit.)
Anyway, so I'll throw in a Dane Cook joke... and listen to like a 5 minute rant.

"Oh man, he's so overrated, he's not funny at all... blaaaahdy blaaahdy blah."
First of all... most of the time these people are lying. I can recall 3 people off the top of my head who have given me this speech... and I know they like him, I've heard them quote him... so they're fucking, trendy faggots.
Secondly of all... where does the conversation go from there....
"Oh... I do."
The end?
Shut up.

I plan to go see a movie, I mention it to somebody and I have to hear somebody... "Oh you wanna see that, I think it looks awful."
Oh... I had better cancel my plans then...
Thanks for looking out bro.

No.
You're wrong.
I might be a hypocrite, I share my opinions on here, but... don't give a shit about others. Fuck them.
But I came up with a mentality that saves me from being a hypocrite.

A.) If you're reading this... you do think my opinion has some validity, or at least entertainment value... so it's the same as asking me "John, share your opinions and brilliance with me"
and
B.) I at least entertain with my opinions... other people are boring and stupid when they share theirs. So I have that going for me.