James Marsden: Hollywood's Rebound

I want to take James Marsden on a date. Actually, I want to take him on a lot of dates. And I want us to develop a comfortable love life and relationship. Eventually even a marriage... and we can have a beautiful life together with; two and a half kids, a golden retriever and a house with a white picket fence.

Not because I'm gay or anything.
Because I'm not and if I were, James Marsden is kind of an obscure guy to want as my man lover.
But, I want to do this for him, because he deserves it. Judging from the 3 X-Men movies, Enchanted, Superman Returns and the Notebook he kind of gets the bad end of the deal in his love-life.

In every one of these movies, he gets the shaft. And I'm not sure what else he's been in (except the movie Sex-Drive... in which his character ends up being gay, so literally does get the shaft) but I imagine he gets dicked over in all of his other movies and real life as well. He's just the Hollywood go to guy to get fucked over in his relationship.

X-Men 1-3 for example. He's Jean Gray's guy, and leader of the X-men. But he comes off as a jerk-off? Why? Because Wolverine is trying to get some of his girl, so he treats him poorly. I don't think that's a dick move... that's fucking normal. If a guy's coming onto your girl, and blowing you off... he's a fucking douche-bag and he deserves no respect from you. But Cyclops Marsden comes off as a dick because of his protectiveness with Jean, and dislike for Wolverine. And ultimately, is fucking KILLED by his girl when she is possessed by some kind of super being. And that Wolverine gets to kiss her and tell her he loves her in the end, he also kills her for being possessed... but still. That sucks man... he has to compete with Wolverine who "loves" her because of one good conversation they have AND he gets killed. Bullshit.

In Enchanted. He is the typical fairy tale prince searching for his bride. He sings, is valiant, goes on a huge journey to find and rescue the princess... he's fucking perfect Prince Marsden, . But what happens? She falls for some regular dude from the real world in the end. When I questioned this I was told that this was a feminist attempt to "break the fairy tale traditions," but that's no excuse. This guy has nothing but good intentions. He jumped into a foreign dimension to fucking rescue her... and he gets the shaft!? No good.

In The Notebook, he is the "other guy." You know, the guy Rachel McAdams has been dating and is ENGAGED too... because her ex-lover disappeared, stalked her for years, and obsessed over her to the point of building her a house. And again, Notebook Marsden gets ditched by his fucking fiance for this other schmuck. I pointed this out to girls who adore this movie for its "romantic qualities" and was told it was because Notebook Marsden is wealthy and materialistic. A) This isn't proven! Just because a guy is wealthy and successful doesn't mean he's materialistic per se. and B) the other guy lures her in by building her a fucking house. That's materialistic, not romantic. If it was romantic they could live in a fucking cardboard box because they loved each other so much.

in Superman Returns, he is dating Lois Lane. No need to elaborate... he's competing with FUCKING SUPERMAN.

Now, as you can see I've presented a clear case of James Marsden being a great man... in need of a great AND loyal woman.
If I'm lucky, a woman out there will read this, and date and marry him for me.
Or maybe, we can find some people who agree, we can start a petition and try to get this man some success.

But... if nothing happens soon.
I will do for this man what needs to be done.

Good Comics vs Bad Comic

Did you ever see a chick comedian who does nothing but make the most cliche woman jokes? Like referring to her period, and how men refuse to stop for directions.
How about black comedians who do nothing but discuss the differences between white and black folks?
Or how about, that guy Josh Blue, who has cerebral palsy and has a tendency to center all of his jokes around just living with that. Which is kind of entertaining, and he also gets the sympathy laugh but that's ALL he talks about.
How about any Blue Collar Comedy Comedians. Who do nothing but come up with one line ("You might be a redneck," "here's your sign" "git'r'dun") and then apply it to any random comment they think up. (I'll exclude Ron White, he just happens to be white trash, he doesn't center all his jokes on it)

These are some shitty obnoxious types of comedians.

And somehow Jeff Dunham manages to encompass all of these, and unmentioned others into his act... and that's why he sucks.

Jeff Dunham has a huge stand-up comedy career that does nothing but disappoint me. He's not funny... and people seem to think because he has puppets, he is.
Here's a hint, he has the dummies because he's not funny.

He picks up his old man puppet, Walter.
Now he makes jokes about being a cranky old man.
Wow... how clever.

He picks up dummy of a hick.
Insert white trash jokes...
He's a genius.

Pimp Dummy, Dead terrorist dummy, jalapeno dummy, and Peanut the monkey
All Racially insensitive.
All focused entirely on stereotype jokes.
NOT FUNNY.

You see, anyone who isn't amused by puppets at a kindergarten level, would realize Jeff Dunham isn't actually funny. At all. But because so many people are such simple saps, and clap their hands and giggle whenever they see puppets... he has taken off.

And that's why I am disappointed in people.
And also why I don't think he's funny.

Hopefully his show will help people realize this, and will get canceled pronto.

Money Concerns

Sometimes I get depressed about the thousands of dollars in debt I am accumulating due to being a student.
This situation seems pretty shitty... people like me who motivate to better ourselves and contribute to society build up thousands of dollars in debt and spend years paying back the government.
Meanwhile other pieces of shit in this country who plan to never better themselves and never contribute to society, basically leech off of the government, essentially get PAID to do nothing via welfare, unemployment, etc.
Not that I'm saying all of those people don't need it, but there are PLENTY of people cheating the system... don't deny it.
Now is it just me or does this seem Back Asswards?
I work hard, to get a good job... so I can pay back my first 3 years salary for the job I got?
Others... don't have jobs and get paid due to their "inability" to make money or live?

Well anyway... I didn't come here to complain about those who leech off of the government. I don't know enough about welfare and unemployment to rant about it. I'm here to rant about college debt... and how I am starting to feel better about it.

Lately I've been feeling like... you know what, so what if I have thousands of dollars in debt before I even start my life. I know I can do it.
And it's not just for the obvious aspect of "how many people like me are in the same boat."
I mean, that's an obvious factor... plenty of my peers are in the same boat.
But... I'm feeling better because I know I'm a lot more CAPABLE than them with money.

Having worked at Wawa for years, I see how much people SUCK at spending money.
I see the same people come in every day and buy multiple cups of coffe, energy drinks, cigarettes, and other shitty food.
That shit adds up!
Those douche bags that "need a kick" in the morning, buy multiple red bulls a day. That's a lot of money. 2 red bulls is 5 bucks. 2 every day. A pack of cigarettes every day at 6 bucks a pop. 3 cups of coffee a day at 1.50. Someone that needs all three of those things is spending 10 bucks a day right there.
That's money I won't be spending. I don't smoke, drink coffee, nor am I a tool to the energy drink trend.
Then of course we can factor in people who drink every day... people who eat out all the time.
People spend a lot of money they could easily save if they had some control and intelligence.
Not to mention, so many Americans are materialistic... people need nice cars, new phones every 6 months, nice clothes...
There goes tons more money on things that aren't ESSENTIAL.
What's wrong with a working used car? A phone that doesn't have this months latest phone upgrade? Not having a polo shirt for every day of the month?

I'll be fine once I get into the real world with all my debt.
Because I'm smarter with my money than most of the pieces of shit out there with the same amount of debt as me.
I'm not the smartest... but I'm certainly smarter than the people I see in Kutztown every day.


But I'm still pissed that the system works in a way the fucks students over... there has to be a better way to do this stuff.

Oh, and a final note.
To those students who go to college just because their parents can easily pay for it, but who don't genuinely give a shit about it.
Fuck you... if you don't wanna be here have your parents pay for someone else to go.

Shitty Quotes: Volume 1

I'm considering starting a second blog focused SOLELY on criticizing people for shitty quotes I overhear.
No matter where I am, I always hear somebody say something they should be embarrassed for... or preferably insulted for.
But... knowing me I wouldn't update that blog every time I hear a shitty quote, so I'll just make a point of including them here whenever I find one I like.

1.) "If you're a guy and you don't like football, you're borderline gay."
Nothing hits the spot more than some good dinner eavesdropping. Hearing this shit is why I'm always keeping an ear out for dipshits around me. Granted, this guy gets SOME forgiveness for using the key word "borderline," but still nothing says "Hey guys I'm really insecure in my sexuality so I like sports," more than this quote. And everyone knows they have a friend who overcompensates for their lack of masculinity or comfort with their sexuality by liking sports. I know I do/did. Any guy that says "He forced himself," to like sports... well that is over the borderline of gay. The only thing you wanted "forced" is another guy's.. nevermind. I just wanted to point out that this quoter is obviously insecure and gay.

2.) Girl - "So are you like... really smart."
Guy - "What do you think? I'm on the football team."
Unfrotunately too many people like this: go to my college, take up space, and throw thousands of dollars away every year. What the fuck? Are these people serious? Is he that happy being a useless piece of shit who's not actually at college to get an education? Well fuck him... thanks for lowering the value of the BA asshole.

3.) "I just feel bad for people who weren't raised reading the Bible..."
I think everyone who reads this shit can assume what I have to say about it. This broad sucks, I wish I would have stopped to fight her.