These are the kinds of questions that get down in dirty... last male I talked to... you really get to know a person that way. Or if you're a girl reading another girls survey... you know which boy she's trying to be with... watch out... it's Jeff and you've always liked Jeff... what a bitch.
2.) Who is someo
what? no who is the last female you talked to? No need for consistency... just go with it. That person who can always make you laugh better be reading this... or else no one cares. If anything, maybe a friend of yours who thought it would be them for sure is now thoroughly disappointed.
3.) What were you doing
If you're cool you'll say sleeping... your life's chill... you can sleep and relax.
If you're stressed you can say class... or work...
no matter how you put it... it isn't really interesting at all
4.) What were you doing
if you did this survey at 11am... boy are you in for some redundancy...
if you say you were still on question one of this survey you're so dumb...
face it... if you're filling this out right now... you couldn't have been doing anything TOO exciting an hour ago
5.) Are you weari
Again... as deep as you can get.
This is how you can really learn who your friends are, do they go barefoot or with socks around the house?
Did they just get home... could they be wearing shoes or sandals
you can tell a lot about your friends based solely on their footwear.
6.) What are you looki
3 months? I'm doing a survey... I have nothing to look forward to ever
7.) Do you remem
No one ever does.... and when they do it's incoherent, broken up-Tarentino-esc bullshit.
The only people who have anything to say about this is mushy saps who say they dream about their significant other... and they're lying.
8.) Where
I don't give a shit about who you hugged, or what the circumstances of the hug were (family, friend, date) I just wanna know where it took place... because it's bound to be interesting. Oh in your living room? you are fucking fascinating... I am so interested in your deep ass survey
9.) Have you been to a baby showe
who gives a shit, this question sucks...
10.) What cell phone
- insert witty joke about your self phone company and either how bad the service is, or reference a commercials - congratulations, you just grew a personality.
11.) What color
A question worthy of the toilet. This survey is definitely meant solely as a time filler, it's like a little scavenger hunt around your house... you run to where you keep your comb; bedroom, bathroom, comb closet... and then report back to your computer to type in your findings.
12.) Do you watch
Yea I love sports because I am socially popular and generally like things that are generally liked!
13.) What about
What's that... better wikipedia that so I can honestly respond by saying yes and referencing what sport it is.
14.) What about
On MAN!!! Phinally Pthe Phillies Phucking One It! I use PH's to express how big of a fan I am... because it can't properly be expressed with F's! I didn't even know PH could make an F sound with the exception of Philadelphia!
15.) Do you sleep
Who cares...
16.)What is the last movie
type a funny or popular movie here... it's not actually the last movie you watched... just something you put to catch someone's attention in hopes they will respond... or secretly feel more connected to you because they like it too
17.) What movie
Here you'll type a movie that seems deep, so you can seem like a deep and thoughtful person
but really you just want to type death race.
18.)What is your middl
irrelevant... no one will ever care.
19.) Do you have your futur
type one for girl/boy... hope someone of the opposite gender sees and responds... and congratulations, you've just met your soul mate... thanks myspace!
20.) Do you have to drive
I hope it collapses next time you use it survey creator
21.)What brand
again... back to the scavenger hunt b/s.... this question is the pits.
22.)Who was your Kinde
Wow, can't remember her name... but I can insert an ancient inside joke from my longest time best friend lololololol
23.) Are you talle
who cares
24.) Do you have any bruis
Insert interesting story about how you got your bruise - emphasize how much your life sucks if it happened at work, how athletic you are if you were playing sports, or how stupid you are if it's from a significant other.
25.) Are you cold right
someone I'm attracted to should definitely come cuddle with me.
26.)Do any of your close
they can do whatever they want who gives a shit
27.)Do you know anyon
see above
28.)What is the close
I wish it was blood from your face. Look around the room, be aware of your surroundings... oh man! so interesting!
29.) What is your favor
Sports Game or Grand Theft Auto... if it's neither of those, no one will care so you won't even bother.
30.) Do you play games
Actually... lacking a comment for this one... damn.
31.) Do you look more the your mom or dad?
make it seem like you care about your parents as more than just money/food supplying objects. Fooled you... everyone!
32.) Have you ever broke
Actually this is a funny story, but no... this question is bullshit.
33.)Do you have an iPod or Mp3 playe
Same shit, who cares we all listen to music
34.)If someo
Person fails to find any flaw of their own and blames it entirely on that person... maybe something is wrong with them.
35.) Who was the last perso
Insert boy or girl to cause some draaaama. Or a family member... because you're boring.
36.) What are your plans
insert something fun to make people jealous or make yourself seem popular
or type nothing in hopes someone will read it and send out an offer.
37.) Have you ever crawl
funny story or no... either way, you're still not interesting
38.)Do you lose your keys often
no or funny story... again... boring
39.)When was your last encou
Either A. Reference how smooth you are for staying out of trouble
or B.) talk about your last issue with the police, mentioning of course... how alcohol or pot were involved and how cool you are for being in an alcohol/pot environment.
40.) Do you alway
awful question, uninteresting... there go 40 questions, 20 minutes of my life... ef this
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