Celebrities Make Me Want To Embrace Communism

Famous people make me want to embrace Communism...
Seriously, shows like Cribs or Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous... why do people need to see this stuff?
Are we supposed to be impressed, are they all just braggarts? I don't get it...

It's disgusting seeing how pampered celebrities are. How they have all these needs and demands for their dressing rooms or trailers, how they have 6 cars...(6 gas guzzling cars) despite their being able to afford having a driver or limousine for all the important places they go. Their 65 room house for their wife/husband and 3 children.
Like... what the fuck.
And of course... when I make this complaint to people who actually like those shows, and who actually like celebrities they have the brilliant response of "Well, you're just jealous..."

Jealous my ass
there is no reason to have a huge elaborate home, that can house 112 people, but fits your 6 person family... just perfect.
There is no reason to crave elaborate, ridiculous foods, items, etc before you go on stage or in front of camera... "Sorry you didn't get your fountain of mountain dew P. Diddy.." you know what P Diddy, fuck you in this fictional situation, FUCK your Face.
There's no reason...
People need to learn how to live modestly and comfortably... there's no reason to have so many things, to demand so much space, to need to be so ridiculously pampered.

Honestly, I feel like celebrities take all the modesty or any sense of limitations out of society.

People see them on tv and think... "that could be me, I want to get rich and famous and have millions and millions of dollars that I'll fucking have to find shit to do with because that's a fucking unreasonable amount of money for an individual to have."

Millions of dollars, what are you building a fucking theme park?

Why can't people just want enough money to live comfortably.
To not have to worry about the bills, the payments, the basic needs, and some safe social spending money on the side. Enough to live happily in their cozy house with enough bedrooms for everyone to have their own little bit of space and piece of mind.

Fucking People...
I wanna be the Robin Hood of modern America... I wanna break into celebrities bank accounts and disperse large quantities of their networth to people who still consider money to have real value in life, people that will use it to get the life essentials they can't afford while celebrities buy huge mansions to just fill with caviar and escargot, and those are their food houses.. and whenever they get hungry... they just go there and just eat their yummy snails.. and fish shit or whatever it is... and roll around... and then get cleaned off, and everything they've eaten gets replaced in exact quantity within minutes.

So yeah, fuck celebrities

And for those of you who are like "Well... my favorite celebrities adopt babies and go to Africa all the time and do their part and blahh.. blaah.. blah"

No... just no.
They work like 150 days a year, they're probably just bored.
Their publicists tell them to do it more than anything.
And what they donate is more than likely just minute, unnoticed fractions of their incomes.

They're assholes.. and all they care about is themselves, and their mountain dew fountains, and their 6 cars, and their 65 room houses, and their escargot and caviar houses
Fuck Celebrities

Bring on the Communism.