Gun-Toters and Hippies Can Finally Unite

Is gun control still an issue?
I don't even know... I haven't seen anything on it in a while... but I've always imagined I had the answer to it... and that's why I have this blog.

So like any classic debate, gun control is a big tear between gun-toting hicks and whiny pussies. Actually... I wouldn't say those are the two standard parties for a lot of issues... but in this instance it definitely is.

So we have one side that needs their guns... love their guns... and demand their 2nd amendment promise of right to bear arms fulfilled (although I'd put money on the fact that the 2nd amendment is as far as 70% of them have learned).

Yep...

Then there is the other side... wah wah... putting guns in the world will contribute to crime and homicide... blahdy blahdy blah... people aren't responsible enough... boo-hoo-hoo

Being a moderate... or as I like to call myself, A Sane Person... I have feelings for both sides... as well as answers.

It's true, that A LOT of people aren't responsible enough to handle or own lethal weapons, but when it comes down to it... we give the incompetent side of humanity lots of things their recklessness can do damage to/with... like children or cars. So if we deem people too irresponsible to own guns... it'll only be a short while before people need to pass more advanced and detailed tests to gain access to children and cars (which is actually an amazing idea now that i think about it)

alright alright... sorry I'm starting to lose my own train of though...

Simply put though, whether people have access to guns or not... crime and murder will occur. Unfortunately enough some people just... are driven to do those things.
And as much as I hate gun toting douche guys... who need to own a gun, or read gun magazines, or go to a shooting range on a regular basis to feel more manly...
Having access to guns is only fair.
To have in your home (or on your person if you must) to feel safer... for hunting... or maybe just to collect and show off... people are just drawn to the things.

So enough blabbing about guns, I'll just get to my point.

All guns, are to be installed with homing devices.
you buy a gun, and that gun's location is always kept on tab.
It's not an invasion of privacy... it's nothing that can't be done with a cell phone...
and if you feel it's an invasion of privacy... you shouldn't have a gun... you're obviously doing something wrong with it Mr. Guilty Conscience.

Think about it, your gun sits in your bedside table... never moves, you've got nothing to worry about. It always just comes up as an unmoving blip around where your home is.
Someone gets shot in a park around the corner, and you know all the guns that were in that area at that time, their owners, who has what kind of gun etc etc... narrows down the problems pret-ty quick.

I think it's a great idea.
It takes care of both sides, testosterone driven tough guys who need their guns get to keep their masculinity.
And those people who constantly need something to cry about can feel like the system is doing something to protect them.

Everybody wins...
Including me for another great idea I deserve credit for!